Ah, it’s our old friend Adrián Beltré! So much hope for him as a youngster at third base with the Dodgers. Now, he’s crushing it in Texas. Probably the best part about having Adrián represent my 29 lbs mark is the fact that I can also feature these GIFs of him being pissed about people touching his head. It’s a thing. Look it up!
That time Miguel Cabrera tried to get at the Beltré dome…
Apparently, this was an affliction he picked up AFTER he was a Dodger.
Hoping for a big week next week as I come to the end of our first WW session. So, if you’re thinking about bringing me a doughnut – you’re sweet, but go away.